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WARNING: Sunscreen Overload Ahead

Caution: excessive amounts of SPF have been detected in your vicinity. Proceed with caution.

Report Your Sunburn Get Tips on Choosing the Right Sunscreen for Your Skin Type

Remember, sun protection is key. But don't overdo it, or you'll end up with a face full of white stuff.

Stay safe, stay protected, and for the love of all that is holy, use some parasite-repellent cream.