Sunburn Salads - The Perfect Recipe for a Sizzling Summer

A salad so hot, it'll leave you questioning your life choices

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of sun-kissed tomatoes
• 1/2 cup of crispy bacon, smoked to perfection
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise, applied liberally
• 1 tablespoon of regret, served chilled
• A pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Cook the tomatoes to a blistering crisp, then toss with the bacon
2. Add the mayonnaise, stirring until the mixture reaches the point of no return
3. Add a dash of regret, and serve with a side of crippling self-doubt

Side effects may include:

• Severe skin irritation
• Temporary loss of hair
• Long-term psychological damage

Try it today, and question the fabric of reality!