Super-Slow Cooking: The Art of Doing Nothing Faster

Are you tired of cooking too quickly and burning your food? Do you yearn for the thrill of waiting hours for your dinner to cook? Look no further than Super-Slow Cooking!

Our expert chefs will guide you through the ancient art of cooking your meal at a glacial pace, ensuring that your food is cooked to perfection, but not before you've had time to contemplate the meaning of life.

Learn how to slow-cook your way to a more relaxed, more patient, and more existential state of mind.

Read more about the Theories Behind Super-Slow Cooking See our Experiments in Super-Slow Cooking

Or, you know, just take a nap. We'll wake you up when it's ready.