Supergrowth Algorithmic Irregularity

Welcome to the realm where code goes to die. Or not.

What is this, you ask?

This is a site dedicated to the art of writing terrible code. Yes, you read that right. Terrible code. The kind that makes your cat's hair stand on end. The kind that makes your compiler's hair stand on end. The kind that makes your users' hair... well, you get the idea.

Here, you'll find an endless array of algorithms that will confuse, bewilder, and possibly even inspire you.

Or not.

Bad Architecture Overly Complex Solutions

Bad Architecture

Here's a prime example of a bad architecture:

        
          class DatabaseConnection {
            // 500 lines of spaghetti code
          }
          class UserAccount {
            // 200 lines of even spaghettier code
          }
          class SecuritySystem {
            // 300 lines of completely unrelated code
          }

And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Overly Complex Solutions