Superman of Subtlety

By day, I'm just a mild-mannered accountant named Bob.

But by night, I slip on a cape and become the Superman of Subtlety, defender of the mundane.

My Superpowers:

• I can find the perfect blend of cream in my coffee.
• I can recite the entire script of 'The Office' from memory.
• I can eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting.

Want to learn more about my super-feats?

Read about my most epic adventure: 'The Quest for the Last Donut'

Get tips on how to become a super-subtlety just like me!