Are you tired of living in a world that just won't let you break free? Do you yearn for the rush of adrenaline that comes with defying gravity and logic? Look no further than the Supernova Supercharger, where our team of expert technicians will strap you to a rocket-powered treadmill and blast you into the stratosphere of awesomeness!
Side effects may include: temporary loss of taste and smell, permanent increase in awesomeness.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage to your socks, hair, or sense of reality.