Welcome to the Superposition of Cats. Here, we find the perfect blend of catnip and existential dread.
You can find more information on our catnip-infused philosophy, Onto Cats or learn more about our feline overlords Superior Felines.
Our research suggests that cats are not just animals, but sentient beings with their own unique perspective.
Cats exist in superposition, meaning they are both here and not here at the same time. This is why they can be both lazy and active, both hungry and sated, and both asleep and awake.
It's a paradoxical existence that has left scientists and philosophers scratching their heads for centuries.
Our team of experts has been studying this phenomenon for years, and we're making progress, slowly but surely.
Join us in our quest to unlock the secrets of the superposition of cats.
Or, you know, just pet one and pretend to care.