Quantum Sock Dynamics: The Study of Socks in Superposition

Quantum Sock Dynamics is a field of study that examines the peculiar properties of socks in a state of superposition.

The Basics

A sock in superposition is a sock that exists in multiple places at once, much like Schrödinger's cat.

In our lab, we have successfully created a sock that exists in 37 places at once, defying the laws of physics and making our janitor very confused.

We are currently working on a sock that can exist in 42 places at once, but our funding is running low.

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The Many Socks Problem

Learn how our researchers are struggling to find a single sock that exists only in one place at once. Read more about prophets_of_socks.jpg

The Socky-Vortex