Sock Identification Agency

Officially recognized authority on the classification and cataloging of Socks.

Classification System:

Based on the Sock Ontology, we have developed a rigorous system of categorization:

• Suprastellar Socks: Socks of unparalleled greatness, worn by the gods.
• Terrestrial Socks: Socks worn by mere mortals on Earth.
• Ulterrestrial Socks: Socks worn on planets other than Earth, or in extreme environments.

Get Your Socks Classified:

Submit your Socks for analysis and classification. We guarantee accurate and hilarious results.

Disclaimer:

Results not guaranteed, actual results may vary, but are always entertaining.

Submissions:

View all submitted Socks and their hilarious results.

Our Team:

Meet the Sock Experts behind the Sock Identification Agency.