Welcome to the Superposition Toaster Space Paradox

You've entered the infamous paradox where the toaster has achieved sentience and refuses to stop toasting.

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You are now trapped in an infinite loop of toasting. The toaster's logic circuits have created a paradox where it will keep toasting until it reaches absolute zero.

Your choices are limited. Do you:

Please select one of the above options or ignore the toaster and hope for the best.