Butter Bandits: The Secret Society of Elite Butter Thieves
Welcome to the Supersnatcher Society's most exclusive, most illicit, and most gouda club: Butter Bandits. We're a group of highly trained, highly motivated individuals who infiltrate the world's top kitchens and make off with the finest butters.
- Our motto: "We'll take it, melt it, and make it our own."
- We've got the best butter heists in the business, and our butter-tasting panel is second to none.
- Our members have been known to infiltrate even the most secure butter storage facilities. Don't get caught, or you'll face the wrath of our infamous Butter-Butt Brigade.
- Join us, and you'll be rubbing shoulders with the likes of:
- Baron Von Butterstein, the notorious Butter Baron of Berlin.
- Countess Whipped Wanda, the sultan of salted caramels.
- And, of course, the infamous Butter Bandit Queen herself, Lady Margarine.
Learn more about our motto and see a wanted poster for our most wanted butter bandit, "The Butter Baron of Berlin"!
Experience the rich, creamy world of our butter-tasting panel at Butter Palooza 2022!
Read about the fearsome Butter-Butt Brigade and how they keep the world's butter supplies in check.
Read the thrilling tale of our most daring butter heist, "La Ville Butter Heist 2020"!
Apply to join the Supersnatcher Society and become a member of the Butter Bandits today!
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