Welcome, young apprentice, to the esteemed Order of the Expert Sock Wizard, where one's prowess in the mystical arts of footwear sorcery is tested.
Sock Surgery - where one learns the delicate art of reattaching lost socks.
Sock Ninjutsu - where stealthy ninjutsu techniques for snatching socks from the washing machine are mastered.
Sock Necromancy - where the dark arts of sock conjuring are explored.
Sock Gauntology - where one learns to predict the lifespan of a sock.
Sock Gnosis - where the secrets of the universe, as revealed through the mysteries of socks, are unlocked.
Sock Geomancy - where the ancient art of mapping the sock universe is mastered.
Sock Hermaphroditism - where the androgynous nature of sock wearers is explored.
Sock Sorcery - where the mystical connection between sock wearers is harnessed.
Sock Telepathy - where the secrets of sock-wearer telepathy are unlocked.