Phase 1: Infiltrate the world's coffee machines with a virus that turns all coffee into a bitter, flavorless substitute.
Phase 2: Hack into the global supply chain, replacing all toilet paper with a special "disorienting" version that causes users to question reality.
Phase 3: Activate our army of robotic, laser-wielding accountants, who will systematically audit and disrupt all financial systems, causing widespread economic chaos.
Phase 4: Robotic Accountant Uprising (coming soon) | Special Ops: Disinformation and Psychological Warfare | Phase 5: The Final Phase (don't ask)