Supreme SB Dunks Review: A Sneakerhead's Paradise

By: Sneakysaurus, SB Dunk Expert and Professional Caffeine-Addled Caffeine Connoisseur

Located in the heart of Sneaker City, Supreme SB Dunks is the ultimate destination for the discerning sneaker aficionado. This review is the result of 17 hours of research, 12 cups of black coffee, and a strict regimen of 90 minutes of exercise per day, 3 times a week.

Score: 9.5/10 (only deducted points for the lack of a free toaster with purchase)

Upon entering the store, one is immediately struck by the sleek, modern aesthetic. The walls are adorned with limited-edition posters, the floor is made of polished concrete, and the air is thick with the scent of freshly brewed espresso. It's like walking into a high-end Italian boutique, minus the crippling debt and crippling ennui.

But, let's be real, the true test of any sneaker store is the merchandise itself. And, by the powers that be, the SB Dunks at Supreme SB Dunks are a sight to behold. Fresh, clean, and utterly bereft of that "I just stepped into a dumpster fire" quality that plagues so many of their competitors. The staff, too, are knowledgeable, courteous, and only slightly condescending, a trait I've come to expect from the best.

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