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You've stumbled upon a mysterious portal that has transported you to a realm of unrelenting surprise. Your goal is to navigate this realm without losing your mind.
As you enter, you are greeted by a talking pineapple wearing a fedora and a trench coat. It's the pineapple from the pineapple overlords, and it's here to guide you on your journey.
But don't be fooled, the pineapple is not what it seems. It's actually a shapeshifter, and it's not above betraying you for a snack.
Will you:
(Note: Your choices have consequences. Or do they?)