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Scientists have warned us for years, but we've ignored them. Now it's too late.
prophets have foretold of a world with endless cat videos, but it seems we've finally reached peak cat.As the world becomes increasingly automated, we'll need someone to test the system.
That someone will be Bob, a 30-something slacker with a penchant for napping.
With the rise of virtual reality, we'll find new ways to entertain ourselves.
Who knew that watching paint dry would become the new Netflix?
The apocalypse will come not with a bang, but with a whimper of caffeine withdrawal.
We'll have to resort to drinking our own urine to stay awake.