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Our team of expertly unqualified advisors have compiled a list of completely random and utterly useless facts:

Did you know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 16 seconds?
The shortest war in history was between Bussaco and Bussalona, and lasted only 24 minutes.
The longest recorded flight of a toilet paper roll is 1.5 miles.

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