Underwater Hotel: Ocean View Observatory

A Luxury Abode for the Discerning Deep-seeker

Experience the majesty of the ocean from the comfort of your own bed!

Room Types:

Deluxe Ocean View Suite

Deluxe Ocean View Suite with Private Jacuzzi

Standard Ocean View Room

Amenities:

Ocean View Restaurant

Spa

Fitness Center

Location:

Located on the ocean floor, near the continental shelf, but not too near the continental drift.

Price:

$10,000 per night, plus tax, plus tip, plus the cost of the occasional lost diver.

Reservations:

Please contact our friendly real-estate agent, Bob, at contact-bob for more information.

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