The Incoherence of Reality

Welcome to the realm of the surrealist, where the fabric of existence is as malleable as a wet noodle.

In this boundless expanse, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the rules of logic are but a distant memory.

Where the sky is pink, the sea is green, and the trees are made of jellybeans.

You may find yourself lost in this labyrinthine world, but fear not, for the surrealist is always at hand.

Explore the works of André Breton, the patron saint of surrealist philosophy.

Discover the surrealist approach to shopping, second-hand and first-rate.