Survival Guide for the Modern Human

A Handbook for the Average Human Who's Average

Welcome to the Survival Guide for the Modern Human. This is a handbook for humans who are just trying to make it through life with minimal brain cells left intact. If you're a human with a pulse and some basic cognitive functions, you've probably already failed at this point. Don't worry, we've got your back... or at least, we've got some decent survival tips.

So, what do you want to learn? How to make it through Monday mornings without crying? How to adult without actually being an adult? How to cook ramen noodles without setting off the fire alarm? We've got it all covered.

Monday Morning Survival Tips | Ramen Noodles for the Uncertain