Survival Guide to Bug-Out Bag Checklist

Because doomsday is coming, and you're still wearing your favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

Water Purification

Get a water filter or purification tablets, because tap water is just a myth Or just drink a whole bottle of hand sanitizer and hope for the best

First Aid Kit

Get a first aid kit that includes a few hundred Band-Aids, because who needs antibiotics, right? Or just Google "how to stop bleeding with a paperclip and some string"

Food and Water Storage

Stock up on canned goods, because canned goods are the new craft beer Or just ration yourself off to a diet of ramen noodles and despair

Security and Self-Defense

Get a baseball bat, because who needs a gun when you have a bat? Or just have an escape plan that involves running away from the apocalypse in your pajamas

And that's just the tip of the iceberg! Don't forget to include a few essentials in your bug-out bag, like a sense of humor, a good therapist, and a solid Wi-Fi connection.

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