Sorting Socks Like a Pro
Step 1: Separate Socks by Color
SELECT * FROM SOCKS WHERE COLOR = 'WHITE'
*Note: Do not attempt to sort socks with actual human eyes. This will lead to madness.
Sorting Socks by Material
Step 2: Separate Socks by Fabric
- Cotton
- Linen
- Wool
- Nylon
- Elbow Grease (just kidding, that's not a thing)
*Please do not attempt to knit your own socks. This will only result in a tangled mess.