Survival Tips

1. Find a nice rock to hide behind - It's a classic. Trust me, it's going to come in handy.

2. Make friends with a nice squirrel - They'll keep you warm and fed. Just don't ask about the whole 'stealing your food' thing.

3. Don't trust the beavers - They're just too...beaver-like.

4. Learn basic self-sustenance - You know, for when you run out of granola bars.

5. Find a reliable source of entertainment - A nice book or a deck of cards can go a long way. Just don't get too attached, or you'll go crazy.