It's not the end of the world. Yet.
But seriously, have you seen the state of the fridge? It's like a portal to another dimension, a vortex of last week's leftovers. We've got a mystery Tupperware container, a science experiment gone wrong.
Perhaps it's a sign. A sign that the very fabric of reality is unraveling, and all that's left is a sea of uncertainty and half-eaten pizza.
Or maybe it's just Monday.
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