Chinook Salmon Rolls of the Apocalypse

Located in the ruins of a post-apocalyptic Tokyo, our secret underground bunker-sushi-bar serves the most exclusive, most divine, most ridiculously expensive sushi rolls the world has ever seen.

Our master chef, a former sumo wrestler turned sushi ninja, has crafted the most epic of rolls using only the freshest, most exotic ingredients from the ruins of the pre-apocalypse world.

Don't believe us? Check out our menu:

Warning: prices may vary depending on radiation levels and availability of rare ingredients.

Our Story

It started with a vision: to bring the art of sushi back from the brink of destruction. Our founder, a sushi chef with a penchant for adventure, saw the world as a desolate wasteland devoid of flavor and flair. He rallied the remaining survivors, and together they created this underground haven of culinary delight.

Now, we serve the most elite of sushi connoisseurs, those willing to brave the treacherous ruins for a taste of the divine.

Read more about our history.

Join Our Community

Join us on our Discord server, where the bravest of sushi-lovers gather to share tips on the best radiation shielding and the latest in sushi gossip.

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