Sushi-Roni: The Absurdist Theory of Sushi

According to renowned sushi expert, Dr. Sushi McFurgette, "Sushi-Roni" is the study of applying absurdist principles to the ancient art of sushi-making.

Key tenets include:

• Requiring all wasabi to be served in a separate galaxy, where its pungency can be studied and admired.
• Using only squid ink as a garnish, because it's just so... dramatic.
• Forbidding the use of chopsticks in favor of a pair of pliers, for maximum crunch.

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