Welcome to Ronin Rants, where the ronin of the land gather to complain about everything.
Ugh, have you ever tried to order a simple maki roll at the local sushi joint, only to be met with a 20-page menu and a 30-minute wait? It's like they're trying to make us ronin suffer!
And don't even get me started on the state of wasabi. It's like they're trying to poison us with its bitter, weepy taste.
But, I digress. If you're looking for a rant about something else, try:
Ronin Haunts: A Deep Dive into the Haunted Sushi Bar Ronin Rants: Rants Are the Worst (a rant about Rants)