Our Sustainability Report: Because We're Trying

We're trying, okay?

Our company is committed to saving the planet, one awkward step at a time.

• Reducing our carbon footprint: 0% increase since last year (we're working on it)
• Using 100% recycled paper for our website's background image (it's actually just a JPEG with a lot of whitespace)
• Employing 3 interns to do the laundry and cook our lunch

Learn more about our groundbreaking (not actually groundbreaking) energy solutions Meet the team that's actually doing all the work