Swing is a mysterious, ancient dance form that has been lost to the sands of time.
Legend has it that the original swing masters were actually time-traveling hipsters from the 1920s.
They brought their unique style, complete with flapper girl dresses, fedoras, and an affinity for the Charleston.
prophets claim that the swing is a gateway to the afterlife, but we're skeptical.
We prefer the theory that swing is simply a great way to burn off those pesky extra pounds from a night out.
Swing is a dance that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly even forget what you're doing.
So come on down and learn the secrets of the swing from our expert instructors, who are actually just pretending to be experts.
Or, you know, just wing it.
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