Symptom #5: Sudden and Excessive Joy

You experience a sudden and unrelenting surge of happiness. Your face lights up like a lantern, and you start singing show tunes in the middle of the grocery store.

There is no known cure for this symptom, but some doctors recommend:

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Remedy: Extreme Irony

Surround yourself with the most mundane, soul-crushing activities, and you will eventually find a balance.