Welcome to the most invasive and unnecessary medical facility in the world. We specialize in replacing words with their more boring cousins.
Dr. Wordworth, our chief surgeon, has been performing this procedure for years and is still unsure if he's a genius or a menace.
We offer a range of services:
We're open Monday to Friday, but only for emergency procedures. If you need to have 'run' replaced with 'scurried', please call us immediately.