Syntactical Assault

Where the syntax is your enemy, and the semicolons are your only hope

Join us in the fight against the scourge of well-structured code. Our experts will teach you how to wield the mighty semicolon, and use it to destroy your enemies with a barrage of confusing syntax errors.

Learn how to write code that will make your coworkers cry themselves to sleep at night, wondering how you managed to mess up something so simple.

Our Expertise:

Our instructors have fought in the trenches of code wars, and have mastered the art of writing code that will make your computer scream in terror.

They will teach you the secrets of:

Unnecessary semicolons, used as a form of psychological warfare

Code that looks like it was written by a blind person with a vendetta against readability

And the art of making your code look like it was written by a kindergartener's plaything

Our Training Program:

Our training program is divided into three levels:

Level 1: The Basics of Syntax Abuse

Level 2: Advanced Semicolon Techniques

Level 3: The Art of Code Indistinguishability

Join us, and together we will unleash a wave of syntactical terror upon the world.

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