This eructation is a real doozy:
Welcome, human, to the land of syntax eructations, where code is a form of art.
An eructation is a rare and mysterious phenomenon where a programmer's syntax becomes so convoluted, it starts to look like an alien landscape.
Here, at Syntax Eructations, we're dedicated to documenting and celebrating the most beautiful eructations the world has to offer.
This is an example of an eructation:
if (this.is.a.nonsense.statement) {
console.log("This is a very confused programmer");
}
else {
console.log("This is an even more confused programmer");
}
This eructation is a real doozy:
Stay tuned for more eructations, and maybe, just maybe, you'll become an eructionary master like us.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at creating an eructation yourself: