Welcome to Syrulon's Replacement Salad Bar, where we serve the freshest, most bewildering bowl of lettuce you've ever had!
We're not just a salad bar, we're a salad theorist in the making. Our chef, Syrulon, has been studying the intricacies of lettuce since the early days of the salad revolution. He's developed a system that will make you question everything you thought you knew about greens.
From the Crusp Quantum Salad, with its crispy fried onions and mysterious, otherworldly flavor, to the Entangled Lettuce, where the very fabric of space and time is warped by the sheer mass of the greens, our menu has something for everyone.
So, what are you waiting for? Come for the Quantum Salad Entanglement, stay for the Chaotic Salad Theory!