Q: What is the Anviversary T-Shirt?
A: A shirt commemorating the anniversary of the invention of the first-ever time-keeping device, because who needs actual historical significance?
Q: Is it comfortable?
A: Only if you wear it during a 3-day power outage.
Our shirts are made with 100% of the finest synthetic materials, because who needs cotton, really?
They also come in a variety of colors that will clash with your skin tone in ways you never thought possible.
Order now, and receive a free gift: a slightly-used tissue.
We have sizes for every occasion, or rather, for every occasion that you'll need to pretend you're not wearing a potato sack.
See our size chart for the most confusing chart in the world!