Broken Tech Specs for the Nerd T-Shirt

Product Description:

This t-shirt is a symbol of our collective failure to create a working product. The design is a parody of our own incompetence.

Specs:

• Color: A mangled mess of pixels that somehow still looks vaguely green.
• Material: The finest imported-from-Asia-who-knows-what-we-just-printed-a- picture-of-it-on-the-box.
• Size: Fits anyone who doesn't mind being a few sizes too small.

Features:

• A built-in "I give up" expression that's sure to bring a smile to your face.
• A built-in excuse generator for when things don't go according to plan.
• Comes with a complimentary "I'm not a programmer" sticker, because let's face it, you're probably not.

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