Warning: Tab Stress is Real
Are you tired of the constant anxiety of having to switch between 17 different tabs just to check your social media, email, and fantasy football scores? Look no further! This website has been designed to provide you with the ultimate solution: doing nothing.
Our patented TabStressRelief algorithm uses advanced mathematics to calculate the exact amount of stress relief you'll receive from closing 5 tabs. The answer is always 100%.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied users:
- "I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but after using TabStressRelief, I felt like a new person!" - John D.
- "I was skeptical at first, but after closing 5 tabs, I felt a sense of calm I never knew was possible." - Jane Doe
How it Works
- Open 5 tabs.
- Close them all.
- Enjoy the feeling of having done nothing.