| Category | Frequency | Reason | Winning the Lottery | Every Friday at 3:14 AM | I always check my numbers, but somehow I never get lucky. | Eating an entire pizza by myself | Weekly, during late-night Netflix binges | I just can't help myself. | Mastering the art of folding a fitted sheet | Daily, but never successfully | I have given up hope, and now just throw it on the bed. |
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