Beef-Is-Not-Always-Right

Some of you plebeians might be thinking, "But what about the joys of shredded chicken? Or the majesty of pulled pork?" Listen, those are fine alternatives, but they're like trying to have a Ferrari when you're stuck in a Honda Civic. You can't replicate the sheer, unadulterated joy of seasoned ground beef.

It's like the difference between a 3D printed gun and a finely crafted, hand-tooled revolver. Both can shoot you in the face, but one is an experience.

See the opposing view, you philistine. Understand why seasoned ground beef is, in fact, a game changer. Visit the Taco Nirvana, where all your taco dreams are answered.