Subpage 3: The Tacos Are a Trap

The Tacos Are a Trap

Tacos are the root of all evil, but not just because of the mess they make. No, no, no. The real reason is that they are a trap for unsuspecting tourists. One wrong move, and you're drowning in a sea of sour cream and salsa.

• Rule 1: Tacos are not just food, they're a lifestyle.
• Rule 2: The only thing more addictive than tacos is the lies you tell yourself about the calories you'll burn eating them.
• Rule 3: The only way to escape is to never look back, never look down, and never, ever, look at the toppings bar.