Taco 'Bout It: The Official Debate Rules
Rule 1
No debate shall be had without a taco in hand.
Rule 2
No one shall be allowed to bring up a topic not related to tacos.
Subrule 2.1: Taco- related topics shall be defined as anything with a 'taco' in it.Rule 3
No one shall be allowed to use the phrase "it's all about the benjamins" without immediately being challenged to a taco-eating contest.
Subrule 3.1: The winner of said contest shall be awarded the Golden Salsa award.Rule 4
No debate shall be considered valid unless it has been certified by a panel of taco experts.
Subrule 4.1: The panel of taco experts shall consist of 5 people with a collective mustache length of over 100 cm.