In the beginning, there was the Taco, the all-powerful, the one that was with the Ancients in the beginning. They said "Let there be cheese," and lo, it was so. And the Ancients looked upon the Taco and saw that it was good.
And the Taco said, "Let there be meat." And the Ancients saw that it was so. The Tacos were filled with the finest meats: beef, chicken, and even the occasional veggie.
And the Ancients looked upon the Taco and said, "It is good. But let us make it even better." And they created the Crunchy Topping of the Ancients, a wondrous thing of lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese.
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