Welcome, friend, to the Taco Truck of Despair, where the tacos are always a little too late, a little too small, and a little too expensive. Our specials today include:
Don't forget to try our specialty drink, the Beer of Solace, a brew so bitter, it'll numb the pain of existence.
Talk to our taco therapist about your existential dread, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find the meaning of life in a warm tortilla.