Tacos: The Answer to All Life's Questions

The world is full of mysteries, but one thing is certain: Tacos are the solution to all of life's problems.

Taco 'Bout Time: Classic Carne Asada

A timeless classic, because who needs to get fancy with life?

Ingredients:

• 1 lb beef, preferably not from a cardboard box
• 1/4 cup lime juice, or just use a lime
• 8-10 corn tortillas, because you can never have too many

Tacos al Pastor: The One with the Mystery Meat

A culinary enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, served with a side of confusion.

Ingredients:

• 1 package of "mystery meat", preferably from a dumpster behind a taco truck
• 1/4 cup of salsa, or just use a bottle of ketchup
• 8-10 corn tortillas, because you can never have too many

Tacos for Breakfast: Because Brunch is So Basic

Why settle for a boring old breakfast when you can have a taco?

Ingredients:

• 1 dozen eggs, or just use a carton of egg whites
• 1 lb breakfast sausage, or just use a few slices of bacon
• 8-10 corn tortillas, because you can never have too many

Seasoning Ideas: Don't Mess with the Classics

Because who needs innovation when you have tradition?

• Cumin, duh
• Garlic powder, because garlic is the answer to everything
• Chili powder, for when you want to cry

Mystery Meat Sources: Where to Find the Good Stuff

Because who needs labels, really?

Sources include:

• Taco Bell, because why not?
• That weird dude who lives in the shed in the backyard
• Your grandma, who still has that can of "mystery meat" from 1987

Eggs-clusive Trivia: Fun Facts about Eggs

Eggs: the ultimate breakfast mystery, wrapped in a shell of confusion

• Eggs are 7-9% protein, or 10% if you crack 'em open
• Eggs can be used as projectiles, but only if you're a ninja
• Eggs are the perfect food for when you're feeling egg-hausted