It's Not About the Tacos

Every Tuesday, the masses are duped. The promise of free, all-you-can-eat, taco-filled utopia is dangled in front of us, only to be cruelly yanked away. The truth? A carefully crafted marketing scheme to distract us from our true purpose: binge-watching Netflix.

• Taco Tragedy: The Great Shell Shock
• Taco Heretics: The Secret Society

But don't believe us, go ahead and try our taco trials for yourself.

Warning: May cause excessive delight, temporary happiness, and irreversible damage to your arteries.