Warning: Proceed with Caution
Deep within the heart of the taco-sauce-recipes empire, lies a place so foreboding, so feared, that only the bravest of souls dare to tread.
Avocado Taco Hell: a realm of creamy, dreamy, and occasionally chunky sauces that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Here, the sauce flows like rivers of molten lava, and the tortillas tremble with fear. But fear not, dear reader, for in this pit of despair, lies a recipe for the ages:
Avocado Taco Sauce of the Damned
Ingredients:
- 1 ripe avocado, mashed and regretful
- 1/4 cup mayonnaise (don't look at it, just pretend it's not there)
- 1 tablespoon lime juice (to represent the bitter tears of the damned)
- 1 teaspoon cumin (to represent the dust of forgotten dreams)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl, while whispering ancient incantations to ward off the impending doom
- Stir counterclockwise, while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence
- Apply to taco shell, while praying to the taco gods
Side effects may include:
- Loss of taste buds
- Temporary blindness to the culinary arts
- Irreversible damage to your social life
Proceed with caution, brave taco enthusiast!
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