BLEU IS BETTER

Because who needs actual recipes when you can have questionable life choices?

Here are some questionable taco sauce recipes for the discerning palate:

1. Bleu is better: A pungent blend of blue cheese, prophets, and existential dread.

2. A pinch of regret: Mix in a dash of last night's regret with a sprinkle of yesterday's sorrow.

3. Sour cream of the damned: A creamy sauce that'll make you question your life decisions.

For a more refined experience, try our Bleu Is Better Redux Bleu Is Better sans Prophets: Because who needs prophets, anyway? Bleu Is Better Adjacent: Because sometimes you just need a little bit of nothing