Robert's Special Taco Chemistry

Warning: This is a highly experimental and highly addictive recipe.

We're talking about the secret sauce that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the fundamental nature of reality.

It's a sauce so divine, so transcendent, so utterly bewildering.

But don't just take our word for it, here's the recipe:

Ingredients:

1 cup of love

1/2 cup of existential dread

1/4 cup of regret

1/4 cup of disappointment

1/4 cup of desperation

1/4 cup of hope

1 tablespoon of the crushing weight of human existence

Mix well, then add:

1 package of tortillas

1 lb of beef or alternative protein source

1 cup of shredded cheese (or not)

A pinch of despair

Instructions:

1. Combine ingredients and stir counterclockwise for exactly 47 minutes.

2. Serve on a bed of regret and disappointment.

3. Consume and question the meaning of life.

Side effects may include:

Existential dread

Nihilism

Despair

But hey, at least it's good.