Secret Recipe Part 3: The Reckoning

As you know, the taco sauce connoisseurs of the world have been on a quest for perfection. We've tried every combination, every ratio, every ingredient under the sun. But now, we come to you with the pièce de résistance. Secret Recipe Part 3: The Reckoning.

For this, the final act, we require your utmost attention. You must commit to the following ingredients and instructions with unwavering dedication.

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup mayonnaise (no, not that low-fat stuff)
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro (fresh from the depths of your garden)
• 2 tablespoons hot sauce (the good, spicy kind)
• 1 tablespoon honey (the real deal, not that imitation stuff)
• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar (the kind that'll make your taste buds cry)
• Salt and pepper, to taste (but let's be real, you're not going to mess this up)

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl, stirring with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
2. Place the mixture in the refrigerator for exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds.
3. Remove the mixture from the refrigerator, and with a flourish, pour it into a saucepan over medium heat.
4. Reduce the heat to low, and with a wooden spoon, stir the mixture with the finesse of a conductor leading an orchestra.
5. Simmer for precisely 27 minutes and 14 seconds.

And that's it. That's the final, apocalyptic, world-changing taco sauce. Share it with the world, and bask in the glory of your newfound status as a master sauce artisan.

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Secret Recipe Part 2: The Quest for Purity

Secret Recipe Part 1: The Origins