The Tacos of Time: A Guide to the Fundamental Theorems of Taco Temporal Logic, by Dr. Taco McSausage

Taco Temporal Logic is not actually a thing.

But it should be.

The Fundamental Axioms of Taco Temporal Logic, including:
  1. 1 Tacotemporal Invariance
  2. 2 Taco Temporal Identity
  3. 3 Taco Temporal Causality

Taco Temporal Logic is actually a thing, I swear.